Reality TV took a new step forwards with the announcement that a TV show seeking the future star of a musical about the late Jade Goody will hit the screens later in the year. Graham Norton has already agreed to host the show and it is likely he w...
Everton fans have been devastated today as the FA announced the number of tickets that the club would receive for its fans ahead of the FA Cup final against Chelsea. The FA has had a history of allocating a high number to corporate partners howeve...
In a surprise move, the Football Association has taken the unprecedented move of awarding Manchester United the Premiership title even with a number of matches still to go in the football season. Following the United win against Portsmouth, the ne...
Following the announcement by Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling, that UK debt levels would need to see increased borrowing levels up to £170 Billion in 2010, Scotland has been sold to China. In a desperate attempt to raise funds, the en...
Championship football club Ipswich Town are rumoured to be targeting Keane as their next manager, following Jim Magilton leaving the club to "travel the world". The idea that 3 piece piano rock combo Keane are thought capable of managing a footbal...
Popular musician Jacob "The Bongo" Zuma has won the South African X Factor competition following a massive vote throughout the country yesterday. The level of turnout for the voting was significantly higher than expected, in part because of the qu...
Conservative leader David Cameron went on a rampage today, declaring the budget announced by Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair "Hold me" Darling as "Madness". The budget itself certainly had some surprises, with the UK borrowing levels reaching...
Liberal Democrat MP for Twickenham, Vince Cable has announced today that he intends to launch his own bank in the next few days. The MP who is widely acknowledged as having been a voice of reason through the emergence of the credit crunch describe...
Both Rafa Benitez and Arsene Wenger threw caution to the wind as they aimed to win last night's Premiership clash between Liverpool FC and Arsenal. For the first time in the Premiership, both sides opted to play with no Goalkeeper, allowing them t...
A spokesman for ITV has confirmed that recent surprise superstar Susan Boyle has quit the talent show, Britain's Got Talent. In describing the reason for the news, a spokesman described how the attention that she has received, especially from some...
Fans of Take That are celebrating tonight as ex member, Robbie Williams has re-joined the band on tour. However, he is not going to be joining the group on stage, but will be ensuring that they have ample towels and water behind the scenes. Rob...
The widely regarded low point of BBC dramatic programming in 2009, aired its finaly episode last night. Set in a suburb of Manchester, and based around an Indian police officer, the show "Hyde and Seikh" has been losing viewers consistently since...
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is celebrating this evening in his cell, having today been confirmed by the Book of Records as the new world record holder for water-boarding. Mohammed, currently residing in Guantanamo Base, is said to be delighted that hi...
Today, the British Rugby Association announced the squad which will face South Africa later in the summer. There was a number of surprises within the squad however. Causing a number of eyebrows to be raised was the inclusion of both Barry and...
The billionaire author has announced today that following the release of the sequel to the Da Vinci code - "The Lost Symbol", he will never write another book. Instead the writer will be taking on the infinitely more difficult task of spending his...
The sequel to the international super-book "The Da Vinci Code" will be released in September. "The Lost Symbol" as it has been provisionally titled, will see the return of the Robert Langdon character and follow him on a 12 hour journey. However...
Sammy Lee, the assistant manager of Liverpool FC has defended Rafa "Arrogant Chief Akimwolo" Benitez against Alex Fegusons recent outbursts. "The King is not an arrogant man" Sammy explained, "He takes lunch with us fortnightly and has heard many...
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