Sammy Lee defends "Arrogant" Rafa Benitez, Liverpool FC Manager

Funny story written by Collins_and_Dutton

Monday, 20 April 2009

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Sammy Lee, the assistant manager of Liverpool FC has defended Rafa "Arrogant Chief Akimwolo" Benitez against Alex Fegusons recent outbursts.

"The King is not an arrogant man" Sammy explained, "He takes lunch with us fortnightly and has heard many requests for both forgiveness and wisdom from the subjects of his nation. He is a wonderful and wise leader and Alex Ferguson should not speak ill of him."

Lee went onto explain how Benitez has now constructed a belief in the Staff and Players that he is an almighty being, of whom there should be neither questioning nor doubt. If any such behaviour does occur, then you will be immediately transferred back to Tottenham for a loss.

Lee finished by confirming that Rafa, is however, "not an arrogant man."

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