Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Thursday, 23 April 2009

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Everton fans have been devastated today as the FA announced the number of tickets that the club would receive for its fans ahead of the FA Cup final against Chelsea.

The FA has had a history of allocating a high number to corporate partners however the Merseyside club described themselves as "shocked and dismayed" that the club have been allocated only 27 tickets.

"This is bonkers", the club's manager David Moyes said, "I was intending to give more than that to the lads at my local, nevermind for the whole club".

It is believed that the tickets will be allocated through a season ticket holder "fight to the death" to be held in early May, in a Tesco car park near Kirkby.

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