Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is celebrating this evening in his cell, having today been confirmed by the Book of Records as the new world record holder for water-boarding.

Mohammed, currently residing in Guantanamo Base, is said to be delighted that his hard work has finally paid off.

In a press release, he was keen to state that it was not a one man effort, "This was very much a piece of teamwork. My American interrogator worked hard and put in many long hours to get me to here and I would like to take this opportunity to thank them".

The previous record had been held by Abu Zubaydah, who in August 2002 achieved the previous high of 83 "boards".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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