New Dan Brown Novel "The Lost Symbol" plot secrets revealed

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Monday, 20 April 2009

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The sequel to the international super-book "The Da Vinci Code" will be released in September. "The Lost Symbol" as it has been provisionally titled, will see the return of the Robert Langdon character and follow him on a 12 hour journey.

However against the wishes of the Publisher, a number of facts about the plot were leaked today. These have obviously been heavily fought, however they can now be exclusively revealed.

The book is entirely written in French. There will no other language version released. The plot of the Da Vinci code will be discredited in the book as a clever "uber" twist.

The book reveals that the Vatican faked the moon landings, they killed Princess Diana, shot JFK and most shockingly of all, they were responsible for the shooting of John Ross "JR" Ewing Jnr.

In the book, Robert Langdon arm wrestles the Pope for control of the Vatican. The Pope loses, but then claims "squatters rights" and swallows the key to the front door. A secret religious society captures Langdon and pull his hair.

Other shocking revelations include the fact that Jesus is alive and well and living in Slough, and all religions were once the same one until a "first to get to 5 Billion People" race began

The book is expected to sell more copies than every other book written, with a plot worse than every other book written. Tom Hanks will be playing Langdon in the predictable film.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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