Written by Collins_and_Dutton

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

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Fans of Take That are celebrating tonight as ex member, Robbie Williams has re-joined the band on tour.

However, he is not going to be joining the group on stage, but will be ensuring that they have ample towels and water behind the scenes.

Robbie in talking to the press this morning described how it all came about - "I talked to Gary about maybe coming Back for Good. He asked me if I was Sure, and I said yes but didn't know if I wanted to go on stage. He said "Do what U want". So, I thought I'd just help out backstage. It's quite fun."

Gary Barlow, later talked about how the fans would take the news - "All the fans we know always said that they would Never Forget the band when it was at full strength and I am Sure that they are going to be happy about this. It make take some time for everyone to get used to the idea, but with some Patience, we will be fine."

Everything Changes, but it seems likely that all the fans that have taken time to Pray for this to happen, have got their wish.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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