The Whataburger Corporation has just announced that due to lots of customer input, they are now adding WhatPizza to their extensive food items menu. The WhataPizza was developed by one of the best Italian pizza chefs in the world, Brooklyn's Luigi…
In what Portuguese authorities are calling the "Abuela (Grandmother) of All Mudslides," reports are that millions of tons of Portuguese mud are not in Spain. Spanish authorities report that the mudslide caused widespread destruction throughout the…
A powerful 8.8 earthquake has hit the Chinese capitol of Hong Kong causing widespread havoc. Boom Boom News (China) reports that the "Shaker" as earthquakes are referred to in China, has devastated the fortune cookie industry. Reports are that…
It has been confirmed by Press Extra reporter Voodoo Dupree that 'America's Happiest Couple,' Taylor Swift and Anson Mount have just finished filming a commercial for McDonalds. In the commercial the star of the hit western "Hell On Wheels" and th…
One of the most successful singers in the music business is Carrie Underwood, who became famous after she won American Idol season four. Underwood has since broken all kinds of records, won all kinds of awards, and graced the opening music intro o…
Ruggedly handsome Wild West TV star Anson Mount spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight, and talked about the rumor mill rumor that his hot, sexy, songstress girlfriend Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby. Mount confessed to de Gallo,…
Donald Trump's former 'side piece,' and his little boy, Donald Trump Jr., say that they're sick and tired, tired and sick of having to always comment that no, they do not do drugs. To be fair, Nancy Reagan found it hard to 'Just Say No', she was f…
In the "No Fucking Kidding Department," anti-Trump billboards are popping up all over every state in the union. The QuinniPinni Polling Agency reports that Trump has become more hated than bastards such as Hitler, Hirohito, and Charles Manson.
Kimberly Guilfoyle has never been one to shy away from controversy. And so the future daughter-in-law of the Huge Orange Asshole, namely Trump, says that she wants all of her haters to know that she sincerely hopes that every last one of the talentle…
King Charles III, has just been informed that the new gay undercover vice squad has proved to be a bloody good success after just the first week. A spokesperson for Scotland Yard noted that in just seven days, the GUVS accounted for taking 37 vagr…
The Left Coast Mirror is reporting that several fast food restaurants in the L.A. area will be adding masseuses to their working staff. The masseuses will have a table set up in a corner of the restaurant where anyone who needs a massage can get o…
Elon Musk is one very hard-working mogul. The father of the Tesla submarine, the Tesla dump truck, and the Tesla fighter jet, is now coming out with a Tesla Uber motorcycle. This new creation is perfect for individuals like lawyers, doctors, accou…
The International Inquirer has just announced that the greatest wrestler in the world, Chief Buffalo Belly, hates the Trumptwat so much that he will pay him $3,000 or else give him gift certificates for 500 Big Macs if he'll agree to get with him in…
There are two things one does not mess with, a rattlesnake and the Mafia, and both can bite you before you even know you've been bit. Mafioso boss Salvatore Goombalini recently got word to Trump that if he has any lick of sense left in his vacuous…
Britney Spears recently told Traci Diddle with the National Rumblings that she was shocked to learn that Anderson Cooper is quite the stud in the kitchen...wait...kitchen?! She told Miss Diddle that she had always heard that he played for the othe…
Back in 2014 the all-girl band was caught in Milwaukee with 400 pounds of Durango Bango marijuana. Then in 2019, they were caught at O'Hare Airport in Chicago with $700,000 in counterfeit five dollar bills. And now Music Moments Magazine is rep…
Boom Boom News China has just voted that Thailand's ladyboy population is by far the prettiest, the sexiest, and the most submissive of any transgender group in Asia. Thailand has always led the world's countries in providing the "Sissyboi's" with…
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