Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr performed together last night in a New York concert ruined by poor songs. The two remaining Beatles sung Hey Jude, I Am The Walrus, and a new composition by Ringo entitled 'Aviva, Aviva', a politically motivated son...
Fans of The Beatles who have always wanted to sing alongside John and Paul, or rock with George and Ringo, will finally get their chance on September 9 when the band's much-anticipated videogame hits the shelves. Although John Lennon will be featu...
News just in. Ringo Starr the 'fourth' beatle is to study for a degree at Bill Shankley Institute Liverpool. He originally tried to enroll on the music program, but a lack of talent prevented him from taking up a place. Instead he is to study for the...
The man who banned the Beatles from Cuba's communist-run island's radio and television stations has paid a visit to George and John, state television said on Tuesday. Jorge "Papito" Serguera, who at the time was president of the Cuban Institute of...
London, this morning. A plush hotel. - Heather Mills, ex-wife of ex-Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, previously thought to be one of the most reviled women in the world has embarked upon a Madonna-esque mission to reinvent herself. Mills positively ooz...
The music world has gone into ecstatic overdrive with the news that some famous dead musicians are getting together to release a new album prior to touring the world. The late John Lennon, George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison have confir...
MANHATTAN, New York - Ryan Seacrest has just confirmed reports that Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and John Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono have in fact formed a band. The three will be joined by John Lennon's son from Cynthia Lennon, Julian, and his son...
A new 22,575-page Beatles anthology/biography will be released next summer, according to little-known author and self-proclaimed Beatles expert, George Lennon-McCartney. "I've got everything you ever wanted to know about the Beatles in there so...
In breaking news, the Vatican has announced that it will subpoena former Beatle Paul McCartney to attend a special hearing by the Office of Orthodox Instruction (formerly the Inquisition set up originally during the Reformation). Whilst the Vatic...
Just as the Vatican announced that John Lennon could be forgiven for claiming that the Lads from Liverpool were more famous than the Lord, The ghost of Lennon appeared to tell the world that Boys from the British invasion now had even more fame than...
Sir Paul McCartney revealed today that a previously unheard Beatles track is in his possession. The ten minute instrumental with a few moments of lyrics was created for an avant garde music festival, but it was decided that it was too rubbish to play...
Doctors in London have confirmed that both Sir Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr are unwell, leading fans to conclude that a long awaited Beatles reunion may be close at hand. However as the world waits anxiously, many experts now believe that the alleg...
Metropolis, Illinois - After six years as the drummer of the Tribute To The Beatles Band, "Yoko Butthole", Randy "Ringo" Snodgrass announced Wednesday that he is leaving the group because they never let him sing. "I've simply reached the height,...
The Beatles' forthcoming tour, with a new lead guitarist and new rhythm guitarist, and 2 new song-writers, is not pointless, their former producer George Martin said today. 'I can see the point of it', Martin said, 'they're getting Julian Lennon i...
In a rare transatlantic and european move. Postal-workers world-wide have refused to deliver mail or and any objects to Ringo Starr's many houses, mansions, castles, council flats, tree-houses, igloos and tee-pees. Pierre Lavroom, Mr Starr's Frenc...
Former Beatles drummer Ringo Starr today said he was too busy to sign autographs, or to read fanmail sent to him. 'Everyone knows I was the most talented Beatle', he said from one of his houses, 'and that's why I've had to say enough is enough, no...
The resting place of Palestinian 'funny-man' Yasser Arafat, was swamped with billions of fan letters destined for his twin brother Ringo Starr today. Ringo Starr told fans to "go forth and multiply with a spiky rusty iron rod", in a shocking inter...
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