The music world has gone into ecstatic overdrive with the news that some famous dead musicians are getting together to release a new album prior to touring the world.
The late John Lennon, George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison have confirmed that they are forming a new supergroup called "The Dedbeets", and plan to have their first album in the shops within the month, prior to commencing a world stadium tour. Their main fear is that there might be a football match on in the stadium at the time.
It has been reported that so many people have said of the music from Sugarbabes, Girls Aloud and BoyZone that "if John Lennon was alive today he'd be spinning in his grave". Well, John, George, Jimi and Jim have been spinning so much during the past 5 years that they have quite literally spun themselves back to life.
Jimi Hendrix was said to be appalled that these modern day groups, singing songs he had written, had the temerity to call themselves "bands". He also questioned what a Pink and a Duffy was, although he did know that a Bjork should be avoided at all costs.
He added that they only thing they know how to play is tax fiddles.