Postal workers refuse to deliver 'letters and objects' to Ringo Starr's property

Funny story written by Phil Edgar's Bones

Friday, 17 October 2008

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'Ringo Starr' and his conjoined Twin 'Yasser Arafat' enjoying a day out in the Wirral back in1951

In a rare transatlantic and european move. Postal-workers world-wide have refused to deliver mail or and any objects to Ringo Starr's many houses, mansions, castles, council flats, tree-houses, igloos and tee-pees.

Pierre Lavroom, Mr Starr's Frenchie postie said " The looney british homme, will kick my tĂȘte in, if I go anywhere near his maison, sur la lac"

In the U.S Mr Starr's Yankee postal worker Cleatus Mcwheatus had similar reservations "I now will have to carry my gun, when posting stuff through his door. He keeps giving me dirty looks. He has also begun to swear at me, when I deliver mail. If he goes for me....WELL I'm afraid he will be joining John Lennon in beatle-heaven".

In the UK, Mr Starr's Postie of 40 years is none other than his younger brother Freddie Starr. Freddie said "Our kid has been getting a lot of correspondance from people such as british gas, the council, and the lekky people. He thinks they are fans but they simply want their money. He's got that ally-Zheimers disease thingy. If he tries to have a pop at me when I push anything through his door after october 20th. He will wake up with a crowd round him. Oh I wish me older brother Yasser was still alive. He would have sorted him out"

Freddie than started eating hamsters, forgetting his lines and claiming he was Adolf Hitler.

Delivering 'mail' to Ringo Starr is now thought to be the most dangerous job in the universe. It is now more risky than working for the bomb disposal unit or being Gary Glitter's publicity agent.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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