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Funny story: Jordan Corrupts Justin Bieber

Jordan Corrupts Justin Bieber

Glamour girl Jordan aka Katie Price has formed an unlikely alliance with Justin Bieber. The busty model has made friends with Bieber and has taken him to Hamleys toy store and has bought his a remote controlled car. Katie Price also took her kid...

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Funny story: Seb Coe Has Olympic Marathon With Rebecca Adlington

Seb Coe Has Olympic Marathon With Rebecca Adlington

Olympians gathered in London to 'Kick Off' for the official opening of the new web-page which will accept payment for Olympic events by Visa card. The mighty and the good gathered together for the unveiling of the new Olympic Clock which will count...

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Funny story: Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave Have 30 Hour Comic Relief Vigil

Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave Have 30 Hour Comic Relief Vigil

Chris Moyles and sidekick Comedy Dave have been doing a live broadcast for the past day and a half. The object of the broadcast is to raise money for Comic Relief. Said Moyles "Not everyone has a pound to give for Comic Relief, those who can affo...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's Younger Brother

Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's Younger Brother

In a shocking new revelation it has been revealed that Charlie Sheen is Simon Cowell's younger brother. Sheen was the product of an affair with Cowell's television producer father and Sheen's mother. Furious Simon Cowell has admitted that Sheen i...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell Disapproves of Cher Lloyd's "Boo Boo" Tattoo

Simon Cowell Disapproves of Cher Lloyd's "Boo Boo" Tattoo

Silly Cher Lloyd has had two more tattoos much to sugar daddy Simon Cowell's disapproval. It makes you wonder whether rich Uncle Simon will drop her like the proverbial hot potato. The naive lass had her sixth and seventh tattoo of a bird with a ribbon escaping from a bird cage. It is a bizarre tribute to her uncle "Boo Boo" who accidentally died after taking contaminated drugs. It makes yo...

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Funny story: Jordan goes bonkers

Jordan goes bonkers

Glamour model Katie Price, aka Jordan has opened her big mouth once again. The deluded one has revealed that she believes ex-husband Peter Andre is still in love with her or in chav speak he's still "f****g in love with me". Not only this the c...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Is New Eliza Doolittle

Cheryl Cole Is New Eliza Doolittle

Chezza is going to have special elocution lessons before her debut on the American X-Factor. Worried TV executives are unsure about Cheryl's suitability for the job and are worried that the Americans won't understand what the Geordie Lass is saying.

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Funny story: Painting Found By Jack The Ripper Painter

Painting Found By Jack The Ripper Painter

A previously unknown painting has been discovered by Walter Sickert; who has been named as a suspect for Jack the Ripper, by crime novelist Patricia Cornwall. The painting "The Blind Sea Captain" has been held in a private collection and is said t...

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Funny story: Commuters Will Soon Be Able To Use Mobile Phones On Tube

Commuters Will Soon Be Able To Use Mobile Phones On Tube

Boris Johnson is hoping to be able to revamp the capital's mobile phone network before the London Olympics in 2012. A generous Chinese phone technology giant has offered to install new receivers into the London Underground System so that for the f...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver Faces Controversy Over Schools Educational Programme

Jamie Oliver Faces Controversy Over Schools Educational Programme

Jamie Oliver has faced criticism over a biology programme which he has made in which Sir Robert Winston asked two teenage boys to provide a sperm sample. All hell has broken out over this educational programme which is aimed at helping teenagers w...

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Funny story: Boris Is Hoping To Be Cameron's Successor

Boris Is Hoping To Be Cameron's Successor

Ambitious Boris Johnson is hoping to be able to take advantage of Cameron's unpopularity and to succeed him if he faces a vote of no confidence. The blonde haired buffoon was taking Cameron's ideas for the Big Society and recycling them as his own...

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Funny story: Jordan relocates to Isle of Wight

Jordan relocates to Isle of Wight

Former glamour girl Jordan, aka, Katie Price is to relocate to the Isle of Wight. Jordan is fond of theme park Blackgang Chine where she takes her three children for a treat during the school holidays. It is rumoured that Jordan is looking for a...

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Funny story: Jordan To Be Next Judge on X-Factor

Jordan To Be Next Judge on X-Factor

There has been much rumour and speculation about the line up for the judges panel of this year's UK X-Factor. With Simon Cowell and Cheryl Cole debunking to the USA fevered rumours have been flying about, about which celebrities could replace them.

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Funny story: Lady Ga-Ga Eggstravaganza

Lady Ga-Ga Eggstravaganza

The weird one appeared on 'Good Morning America' as a huge peach coloured condom. She said that when she appeared on stage hatching out of a giant egg that was to empathize with infertile women. Today on American television the whacky singer was...

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Funny story: George Clooney In The Buff

George Clooney In The Buff

George Clooney has appeared in a nude photoshop mosaic in a gay swimming pool and sauna. The handsome actor has had his face substituted in the mural which is a replica of the one in the Sistine Chapel. The art studio has produced a mural out of...

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Funny story: Del Boy and Rodney Fined For Fraud Over Lapland Theme Park

Del Boy and Rodney Fined For Fraud Over Lapland Theme Park

Del Boy and Rodney have been fined for fraudulently running a "Lapland" Christmas Theme Park in Dorset. The wide boys tricked the punters into believing that they would be going into the Winter Wonderland of Lapland; they falsely claimed that the...

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Funny story: Is Justin Bieber Really Emma Watson's Twin Brother?

Is Justin Bieber Really Emma Watson's Twin Brother?

A rumour is circulating around tinsel town that Justin Bieber and Emma Watson are actually identical twins who were separated at birth. Since Emma Watson has had her gamine, pixie, short hair-style she bears a remarkable resemblance to Justin Bieb...

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