Written by dutch

Friday, 25 February 2011

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Jordan goes bonkers outside hookers undies store

Glamour model Katie Price, aka Jordan has opened her big mouth once again. The deluded one has revealed that she believes ex-husband Peter Andre is still in love with her or in chav speak he's still "f****g in love with me".

Not only this the crude, forthright woman said that she was still sleeping with ex-husband Alex Reid, "I am still f****g Alex which is better that f****g Joe Public".

The uninhibited one showed no shame and brazenly said that ex-hubbie Peter Andre had been "pure evil" fighting her tooth and nail over the custody of their kids.

Posh found out she was booked onto the same plane to LA as Jordan. She hastily managed to change to another flight where she had the more congenial company of Cheryl Cole.

Katie Price, love or hate her, always provided plenty of fodder for the media. She was photographed in a lovely, demure Princess Di frock, outside a smutty bondage style window display at a lingerie store for hookers.

The deluded one revealed that she would love to do a series about true life crime and serial killers. What ever rocks your boat Jordan!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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