Lady Ga-Ga Eggstravaganza

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Sunday, 20 February 2011

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Lady Ga Ga Disguised as a Giant 'Rubber Johnny'

The weird one appeared on 'Good Morning America' as a huge peach coloured condom.

She said that when she appeared on stage hatching out of a giant egg that was to empathize with infertile women. Today on American television the whacky singer was wearing an amazing peach condom.

Her reason for looking like a dick was to promote 'safe sex' and to warn women about aids which is still the number one killer of women in the world.

It is hard to know how the controversial singer can top this bizarre outfit. The peach coloured costume did nothing to flatter the singer's rather plain, odd looking face. In her plastic flesh coloured outfit she looked truly awful. Her eyes were heavily outlined with black eye-liner.

The attention seeking star claimed to be promoting HIV awareness but was soon plugging her new single, 'Born This Way'.

In her he/she outfit it was difficult to tell if she was male or female. She appeared looking like a real 'plonker' and about as sexy as a used condom.

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