Written by dutch

Thursday, 17 February 2011

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A rumour is circulating around tinsel town that Justin Bieber and Emma Watson are actually identical twins who were separated at birth.

Since Emma Watson has had her gamine, pixie, short hair-style she bears a remarkable resemblance to Justin Bieber. Fans of Bieber say that he is 'just too cute to be true'.

The handsome 16 year old was last night on the purple carpet for the premiere of his new film, "Just Believe". Fans of Bieber went crazy and emitted ear piercing cries. Little Bieber looked like he couldn't understand what all the fuss was about.

The strait-laced Christian does not believe in sex before marriage and he said you should 'love and respect' the person you make love to.

Gamine Emma Watson denied rumours that Justin Bieber is really her brother and said I have never heard of him before he became famous.

Her mother is rumoured to have had an affair with David Cassidy when he was a young man in his thirties when she disappeared for a gap year to an American Ivy League University; could she have given birth to twins Justin and Emma on the sly in 1995? In that case Justin must have been adopted in the states before the young lady returned to the UK with her baby girl twin. We will never know for sure but it is fun speculating.

Emma has 'pooh-poohed' the idea and said that her mama would never have had sex before marriage. She has got a bit big for her boots since becoming a major star, bossy Hermione Grainger in the Harry Potter series.

Other more bizarre rumours are circulating; some people are saying that Emma is a lesbian or is actually a man; and others that Justin is gay or is actually a girl.

Tinsel Town is so crazy that sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. Rumours are circulating that the pair are actually gender benders and have swapped places when they became bored of their own gender after seeing popular teen film "She's The Man".

Whatever the truth of the matter, and we might never know the truth, both of them are too cute to be true and have made shed-loads of money. All the fan seems happy so it is not a problem if they have swapped places.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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