Adrian Chiles woke up this morning nursing the mother of all hangovers trying to work out exactly what had happened the previous night. 'It's a mystery' he said 'I was having a very pleasant evening in the company of who I believed was a beautiful...
After taking just 24 hours to get from Tenerife to the BBC studios in London without flying, Gary Lineker has been penned in to take the role as the next Dr Who when everyone gets bored of the current Timelord, Matt Smith. There are rumours Lineke...
Canary's fans all over the world were celebrating today as Norwich City returned to the Championship at their first attempt after being relegated to the first division last season. The happiest Norwich City supporter though was 88 year old TV cook...
Chelsea stars John Terry and Ashley Cole are among four players shortlisted for this year's PFA award. Not the Professional Footballer's Association player of the year award, but the Professional Fucking Around performance of the year award. John...
Iceland has found a novel way of repaying the UK the billions owed after the collapse of Icesave in the form of smoke and ash - albeit by accident. The debt ridden country has always been reluctant to pay back money to the UK so decided to ask eac...
West Midland's police arrested a 46 year old woman after she got up on stage pretending to be Whitney Houston at Birmingham's LG Arena. The as yet named woman fooled the audience for a few minutes as she walked on stage to a standing ovation. Howe...
President Kurmanbek Bakiyev of top scoring Scrabble named country, Kyrgyzstan is set to resign if Chris Evans replaces Adrian Chiles on the One Show. The troubled president will take the drastic action if the rumours come true and Evans returns to...
Microsoft is trying to boost its mobile phone sales by developing phones for babies. The new phone, called the Cryphone has been developed so that babies will be able to communicate with their parents far more easily. The phone will use brand new...
Shock news after the Masters at Augusta as Tiger Woods announced he is going to give up playing golf. Woods was in contention on the final day to regain the Green Jacket after his brief sabbatical from the PGA tour, however a series of poor drives...
Greece is broke but help is at hand for the Hellenic people in the form of a charity single written by George Michael and featuring a number of stars of Greek origin. Musicians Tommy Lee and Jeff Buckley will be joined by film and TV stars such as...
The plane crash that killed the Polish president Lech Kaczynski will be investigated by Murder She Wrote meddler Jessica Fletcher. If it was pilot error, bad weather conditions, plane malfunction or foul play, the Poles can rest assured that Fletc...
Following complaints by some attention seeking woman from Hampshire after she witnessed Frankie Boyle telling a joke about Down's syndrome sufferers, Spoof editor Mark Lowton has taken the step of censoring all jokes about people who suffer from any...
Big Brother hostess, Davina Mccall will represent the Labour Party at the general election filling the position vacated by Stuart Maclennan in the Moray constituency in Scotland. Mccall owns properties in Scotland and can trace her ancestry back t...
The two greatest Argentine footballers of the last 30 years are set to record a song for the World Cup called El Futbol es Voler a Casa. Diego Maradona and Lionel Messi will be accompanied by the lead singer of top Argentine pop group Relampago S...
England's last hope of having a team in the semi-finals of the Champion's League for the eighth year in a row ended as Manchester United were knocked out by Bayern Munich. Europe celebrated as the English monopoly came to an end but England commis...
Have you ever been annoyed when a cyclist undertakes you while you're stuck in a 2 mile traffic jam for hours and hours and wanted to open your passenger door so the bike slams into it and sends its passenger into temporary orbit? Have you ever wa...
The streets of Newcastle were tonight awash with celebrating Geordies as they saluted the Magpies return to the Premier League, the place where they belong apparently. Among the revellers were celebrity supporters including Ant and Dec, Sting, Jim...
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