WEST HOLLYWOOD - Zac Efron has informed his grandmother, Brunicia Flossie Efron, 87, that he will soon star in a movie with Robert Pattinson, Johnny Depp, and Paris Hilton. Efron told his grandma that he will be portraying Chauncey Pepperbiffle, a...
Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage once again. This time showing up at the Hollywood Santa Parade. Parents and children alike were running for their lives as Paris's VaJJ was slithering up and down Hollywood blvd. It was oozing gallons of slime...
While Snooki did her first round of 'Community Service' getting into enough trouble to cause her to be arrested again, LiLo hid secret messages on her nails, etc, Paris Hilton has been picking up trash at a city park wearing very little. Apparentl...
Recently Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage, tearing up the town and making a total spectacle of it's self. It all started when Paris's Vagina discovered Paris was not up for the role of Linda Lovelace in the bio pic, Inferno. Paris's ker...
As we all know by now Paris Hilton's vagina has a mind of it's own. It makes impromptu appearances when it feels the urge and peeks out to say Hi all the time. Paris of course knows nothing about any of these sightings, going, ooops, fumble. Unbel...
Paris Hilton could be seen on the streets of Hollywood yesterday. No, she was not haunting the latest Hollywood hot spot. No, she was not drunk driving in her Mercedes. Paris was doing community service. Not only was Paris doing community service but...
LOS ANGELES - The Transportation Security Administration has issued a departmental directive stating that Hollywood celebrities Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen, and Kim Kardashian will all be exempt from having to go through a "Pat Down" security measur...
Filthy-rich dumb blonde celebutante Paris Hilton took her new Pygmy Hippo to the shops with her yesterday, writes Sarah N Ghetty, Big Game Correspondent. It's been all work and no play of late for errant brain-free but dollar-spinning peroxide bim...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that many are calling simply a well-timed political move, President Barack Obama has sent out invitations to Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Paris Hilton to attend a good old-fashioned wienie roast in the backyard of the W...
"I guess I deserve this after having other people take the blame for some drugs I've had but this has to be the worst thing that has ever happened to me", Paris Hilton allegedly told her attorney to tell the 'West Coast Post'! We honestly never th...
For the one millionth time since the world inexplicably began to give half a sh-t about her exploits, convicted coke-head and all-around meathole Paris Hilton unleashed her sweater meat on a Malibu beach yesterday. Where's the funny? Yeah, I don'...
BEVERLY HILLS - Two of the luckiest females in the United States, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, have decided to get together and write a book. The book was suggested to the pair by individuals such as Sean Hannity, Oprah Winfrey, Vice-President...
Paris Hilton slipped past reporters Monday night while running with two bodyguards into a hotel after rumors flew that she had been beaten up over the recent photographs of her and Lindsay Lohan 'drugging and a hugging' photographs. A spokesman la...
Quito, Ecuador: This afternoon Meg Whitman dropped out of the race for Governor of California and announced her candidacy for President of Ecuador saying "For the $120 Million of my own money that I've spent on my campaign so far I could buy Equador.
Socialite Paris Hilton has yet again been refused entry to another country due to her recent drugs bust. Recently refused entry into Japan due to a conviction, Hilton was this time denied entry to France, when she attempted to disembark off a fli...
Paris Hilton who was denied entry into Japan is still in Japan. Unbeknown to most, Paris Hilton was permitted to hang out in Japan after sending a stand-in home instead. "The stand-in is me regardless of the fact that I am here because as long as she left Japan then technically I left because she is me, that way I can continue on as me while she is me outside of Japan since I am not allowed in...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay "The Lucky Bitch" Lohan is a free woman once again, again, again. The substance abusing, alcohol downing, lawbreaking ditsy twat really needs to go out and purchase a lottery ticket, because with her luck, the freckled ass ho...
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