BEVERLY HILLS - Two of the luckiest females in the United States, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, have decided to get together and write a book.
The book was suggested to the pair by individuals such as Sean Hannity, Oprah Winfrey, Vice-President Joe Biden, Larry King, and Charlie Sheen.
The book is tentatively titled Just How The Heck We Get Away With Breaking The Law And How You Can To.
As Larry King, who has interviewed everyone from the Beatles to Lady Gaga and Adolf Hitler to Kim Jong Il stated, "I know every celebrity, sports figure, and politician in the world, and there is no one more qualified to write such a book as these two lucky little skankettes."
King went on to say that he has been in the entertainment business for 70 years and he has never, ever seen anyone, get away with breaking more laws that the two young women he calls "The Teflon Duo."
The host of Larry King Live went on to say that Paris has been caught with illegal substances on several occasions and it seems that the law just looks the other way and the same is true for Lindsay Lohan. And furthermore, it is no secret, everyone knows that they are getting preferential 'celebrity' treatment.
King went on to add that he heard that even Eskimos living in the most remote parts of Alaska, and who can actually see Russian from their igloos, shake their heads in disbelief.
Even pygmies who reside in Lower Zamgola have remarked that if that pair of blonde airheads lived in Lower Zamgola they would have already been cooked and eaten a long, long time ago.
When Paris was asked what her secret is she smiles and says, "Just pout and look sad. No matter what anyone charges you with no one wants to see a young, beautiful, nubile, gorgeous as-the-dickens blonde starlet look sad."
Lindsay Lohan was asked the same questions and she basically replied in the same way but added, "The key is to cry, and I mean big crocodile tears, not little flea tears, but big mama croc tears, because no one wants to see a stunningly attractive and extremely talented and nubile blonde actress cry."
In a related story. Both Paris and Lindsay have said that all proceeds from their book collaboration will go towards the Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Fraternity For Misunderstood Hollywood Starlets.