Paris Hilton's Vagina Goes Phycho

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 25 November 2010


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As we all know by now Paris Hilton's vagina has a mind of it's own. It makes impromptu appearances when it feels the urge and peeks out to say Hi all the time. Paris of course knows nothing about any of these sightings, going, ooops, fumble.

Unbelievably Paris's vagina has been unusually calm, cool and collected in the past few months, aside from private appearances, there has been a lull in any photographs released to the public. That is till now.

When Paris's vagina heard that the role of Linda Lovelace was going to Dakota Fanning, it went nuts. It shot out on a bender of massive per-portions. The slithery slit was seen at all the Hollywood hot spots drinking and dancing the night away.

Usually, Paris's vagina only goes out with Paris but when it heard Paris was not up for the role well, that was the straw that broke the camels back.

We're not sure if Paris has reunited with her vagina as of yet but our bet would be it's somewhere sleeping one off.

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Buck E Filbert

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Envy is thin because it bites but never eats.

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