Paris Hilton's Vagina Apologies

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Saturday, 27 November 2010


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Paris Not Up For Inferno

Recently Paris Hilton's Vagina went on a rampage, tearing up the town and making a total spectacle of it's self. It all started when Paris's Vagina discovered Paris was not up for the role of Linda Lovelace in the bio pic, Inferno.

Paris's kerslopus felt Paris would be perfect for the role because of all the practice Paris has in this particular arena. But alas Paris was not in the running and her peekachoo took it hard.

In a public statement Paris's Vagina stated that, "it had been so long since I've made any appearances I went a little nuts. I'm sorry if I embarrassed anyone on any of my tirades".

Paris is now happily reunited with her Vagina and the two are taking a res-pet in Napa, Northern California.

"We need to mend our relationship so I figured Napa would be the perfect place. That's Hott". Paris said in a phone conversation.

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Somewhere thinkin:
A girl and her vagina, are like a boy and his dog

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