While Snooki did her first round of 'Community Service' getting into enough trouble to cause her to be arrested again, LiLo hid secret messages on her nails, etc, Paris Hilton has been picking up trash at a city park wearing very little.
Apparently no specific dress was required while using her pick-up stick so Paris decided to go for the least possible without getting arrested again.
So, in a Los Angeles park area, two policewomen accompanied Paris serving her term of having cocaine in her purse.
"We sent our two biggest, roughest lady cops with her", stated Police Chief Sam Christofori. "I didn't trust any males on this one. She would have been making low bendovers in front of them. She won't try it with Hazel and Hildegard!"
Mostly the police officers went along for the walk and kept the hundreds of males at a distance.
"I don't see what anyone sees in that lady", stated Hazel. "She looks like a stick and has a neck like a giraffe. Guess it's the millions."
"I enjoy watching her", stated Hildegard. "I keep pointing out where a dogs has been naughty heh heh."
"Of course, if the crowd gets any larger, we'll get her naked butt into a fashionable orange suit."