Redmond , WA - (Faux News) In the new MMORPG (massively Microsoft online role playing game) previewed by Microsoft inc. today , it is a far departure from the traditional sword and sorcery fantasy games offered by their competitors.
Nerdy Multi-millionaire Bill Gates today issued a heart-felt and sincere apology on behalf of the paper-clip which is the bane of every office workers life.
WASHINGTON (RAYMOND) -- Today. State Troopers surrounded the mega G-Box makers campus to stop all shipments. "We've got a problem," said Gearart Fuselpeek, VP of lunch and launch in the G-Box division, "it's not a ca...
In what is perhaps the most astonishing bidding war in corporate history, Google today offered $10 billion for Dow Jones & Company, topping a $7.5 billion bid from Microsoft and earlier bids from Virgin and News Corp...
Minutes after Virgin announced a $6 billion bid for Dow Jones, Microsoft jumped into the fray with a $7.5 billion bid.
Redmond, WA (FP) - Micrasoft Corparation annouced today the findings of a possible deliderate bug that has disabled the spellscheck and grammer checks features of all micrasoft applicatoins. Thier is word that the company is deploying a first respons...
Bill Gates continues to deny rumors that he will enter the 2008 race for President. Earlier hints that New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg might run prompted speculation that Gates would enter the race.
Riad Saudi Arabia - Microsoft's Vista operating system was developed by computer experts working for Ben Laden and the Al-Qaeda terrorist organization.
Bill Gates announced he is coming out of retirement to head up the new start-up called "Macrosoft" in his bid to compete with the software giant Microsoft, the company he founded.
A massive immunisation for measles is about to take place in Iraq... or is it?...
The latest supercomputer from Microsoft - 'BOLAM' - has astonished scientists by calculating at the speed of light AND fabricating a useful toolbox from scraps of old tin. BOLAM - the acronym stands for Bent Old Lumbago And Mucus - is the fir...
Users of the popular search engine Google, today, were surprised and alarmed to find their familiar search page altered, almost beyond recognition.
In a worldwide teleconference today, Microsoft stunned the world by announcing that they are dropping support, as of May 1, 2007 for all remaining versions of Windows including Server 2003, XP and Vista.
Almost everyone has heard about problems with Windows Vista not allowing programs to run and rendering some peripherals completely useless. However, the new built-in security has a far more sinister side.
"Microsoft is marching through rough waters," said a somber but belligerent William Gates, founder and principle shareholder of Microsoft at the annual shareholders' meeting held today in the Peoples Hall Of Friendly Progressive Socia...
LAS VEGASS, NEVADA - (GEEKNOOZ) Standing in front of 25,000 attendees of the 25th Annual GEEKTECK 2007 Show, Bill Gates, Owner and Board Chairman at Microsoft (NYSE:MFST), announced...
In a surprise announcement yesterday, Google confirmed that they have bought out Microsoft. Google CEOs have said, "We are happy to announce that we have bought Microsoft." Bill Gates, founder and ex-CEO of Microsoft has said that he wants to pursu...
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