Written by ChillerBaggins

Friday, 6 July 2007

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WASHINGTON (RAYMOND) -- Today. State Troopers surrounded the mega G-Box makers campus to stop all shipments. "We've got a problem," said Gearart Fuselpeek, VP of lunch and launch in the G-Box division, "it's not a case of Everybody Loves Raymond anymore."

Fuselpeek went on to say, "G-Box has been a massive, massive, massive success for Microroft. But. Unfortunately, they tend to over heat, catch fire, blow-up and kill little gamers. They have burnt down entire small towns. We have to apologise for that."

Microroft have a massive problem in trying to replace G-Boxes, little gamers (sourced from the 3rd world who only have $100 laptops) and even whole towns.

"It's going to cost a $Gazillion," said Ed Fish, VP of the bank account, "we may have to ask Goggle for a loan. Goggle are the only one we know that actually have a $Gazillion."

Troubled company? You might guess so.

On the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) Microroft (MSGB) closed the day up 22 points, while Goggle (GGOH) closed down 15.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Terrorism, Microsoft




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