Microsoft Bug Causes Mass Picnic

Funny story written by Lone Star

Saturday, 26 May 2007

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Flounder of Micrasoft, Willam Butler Gates

Redmond, WA (FP) - Micrasoft Corparation annouced today the findings of a possible deliderate bug that has disabled the spellscheck and grammer checks features of all micrasoft applicatoins. Thier is word that the company is deploying a first responsders team to headup the investigatoin as to how and what tiggered the bug.

"We wiil work thorough the holiday weekend to build and relaese a patch for this terrable bug." a senior company spokesman annoused today.

harvard professor, lifetime Mensa member, and genreal stuffed shirt, Winthrop Carlisle had this to say in an email about the bug, "I am truley asstonished at how depentant the general populis has become on spell-check. We, as the elite, have an dutie to re-establish our command of the english langage and to reeducate the areas of the populaton that had lost the abilty to communitcate proportionaly."

Bill Gates, the flounder of micrasoft, released a statemant to the press adout the critical suituation. "I am deepedly angery about the revulation that they're was someone who'd could do such a nasty bug on my product"

On a positive side, the presidant has said that he will not draught any new legalslation or new communicas until the bugs are fixed.

In possible related news, there have been a heavy run on dictionaries around the country today.

Lone Star

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