Sacramento, CA - California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has had enough. "Wildfires, earthquakes, drought, floods, swine flu, Michael Jackson - no more! Mother Nature must be terminated." Schwarzenegger's remarks come as the state recovers fro...
San Diego, CA - Arnold Swarznecro told the press today that California would not be issuing any more IOUs. All IOUs will now be paid in IOUIOUs. These special IOUIOU's are redemable in IOUIOUIOU's. In turn, the IOUIOUIOU's are redemable in IOUIOU...
Sacramento - The people of California are scratching their heads tonight and wondering if what they saw on Cable Access was real. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, visibly shaken, admitted that he is scared to death of Assembly Speaker Karen Bass...
In a scene out of Jules Verne, giant squid have been attacking divers off the coast of California. Impotent in his state's fiscal battles, the once great steroid using body builder, movie star assasin and Ravisher of Kennedy women, Arnold threw down...
Sacramento, California - Sitting on a lawn chair outside in the shadow of the rotunda of the State Capitol of California in Sacramento in the front row with his auction paddle at the ready, President Barack Obama took his seat with other dignitaries...
In scenes unsurpassed in human memory, Andy Murray is God supporters have been ejected from Michael Jackson's Neverland amusement park following three days of illegal encampment. True to his word, Governor Arnold Scwartzenegger resorted to his Ho...
Sacramento, California - With the media still abuzz about the death of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, a knocking came at the front door of the California governor's mansion early Sunday morning. As Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger arose, the knockin...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Twit, or tweet? When the cockpit of California Governor Schwarzenegger's plane filled with smoke, members of popular Internest social network YouChirp say they couldn't tell if his urgent warble at the site was some sort of pract...
After the massive multi-billion dollar success of the four films in the Terminator Trilogy, movie bosses have been scouring the internet looking for ideas for the fifth and probably final part in the Terminator franchise. Scriptwriters and produc...
SAN DIEGO - American Idol contestant Adam Lambert told Anderson Cooper that now that he has signed a record deal with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Productions his next goal is to be elected governor of California. Lambert said that The Left Coast Amal...
BEVERLY HILLS - CNN is reporting that California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has just informed them that he will shortly be releasing one million prisoners who are currently incarcerated in the California prison system. The governor said that h...
Governor Arnie announced to a somewhat confused world press today that gay marriages would not be approved by the state, and nor would human/animal marriages either. Except for horses. The news came as a huge relief to Orville Messkin who married...
MALIBU BEACH, California - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger gladly welcomed the seven-man crew of the space shuttle Atlantis as they landed at Ron Howard's private landing strip on Malibu Beach. The approach of Hurricane Zoquisha off the Florida coa...
HOLLYWOOD, CA - "The people of Cauliflower-nia have spoken," said Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. "Let's just say tourin' out for 'Special Election II' vwahs... not so vantastic." In fact, turnout was dismal, drawing only a tiny portion of the sta...
"Governator" of California Arnold Schwarzenegar, a longtime proponent of the controversial Proposition 8 legislation has been rumored to "Be going light, if you know what I mean," according to a source close to state administration. In order to cl...
Aging action-hero-cum-politician Arnold Schwarzenegger is due to make a return to the silver screen, it was announced today. The star, 62, put his acting career on hold when he became Governor of California in 2003, however, his publicist today an...
Arnold Schwarzenegger has signalled his intent to be the man to replace Barack Obama as President of the United States in 2012. In an interview for the Guutenburgenschwartzhusten newspaper in Austria, he said that he wishes "to become the most pow...
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