In scenes unsurpassed in human memory, Andy Murray is God supporters have been ejected from Michael Jackson's Neverland amusement park following three days of illegal encampment.
True to his word, Governor Arnold Scwartzenegger resorted to his Hollywood image as Terminator and, accompanied by heavyweight support in Optimus Prime and Jean Claude Van Damme, routed the many thousand Murray trespassers who had days earlier forced their way into the Neverland compound.
Using complex and accurate artillery, the dynamic trio effectively wiped out the rebellious Scots who had little to offer in the way of resistance apart from verbal abuse and the odd mouth spit. Hollywood director Michael Bay was on hand to film the action for inclusion in a blockbuster movie that he has been trying to make for a while now.
Can't wait for that one!
