Arnold Schwarzenegger aims for White House

Funny story written by Pquinn441

Saturday, 7 February 2009

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has signalled his intent to be the man to replace Barack Obama as President of the United States in 2012.

In an interview for the Guutenburgenschwartzhusten newspaper in Austria, he said that he wishes "to become the most powerful man in the world politically, because I already was, physically, with my pecs..."

Although there are legal complications with the prospect of a foreign president, it is though that Arnie will be able to pass legislation to make him an exception. He cited that JFK was actually "an illegal immigrant from Antrim in Ireland" before becoming president, "so why can't an Austrian with American nationality be president, it is mental!"

It is thought that Americans would welcome him into power, as they are getting bored with Obama as it turns out that he isn't the messiah. Latest polls reveal that they think a cyborg sent back in time to become president would have more power in the political world than a normal black guy.

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