Written by Charpa93

Monday, 20 July 2009

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Gov. Schwarzenegger

Sacramento - The people of California are scratching their heads tonight and wondering if what they saw on Cable Access was real. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, visibly shaken, admitted that he is scared to death of Assembly Speaker Karen Bass and had tried to get out of meeting with her Sunday night. "I am a Girly Man," he said. "I just want to go home and curl up in the jacuzzi with a stogie and forget this night happened."

Speaker Bass said that she was not sure why he's so scared of her, but that if it works in getting him out of the picture so that some real work can be done on the budget, then she'll even buy the stogies and the Mr. Bubble.

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