Written by Pointer

Saturday, 18 July 2009

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Arnold and the only public official who speaks worse English

In a scene out of Jules Verne, giant squid have been attacking divers off the coast of California. Impotent in his state's fiscal battles, the once great steroid using body builder, movie star assasin and Ravisher of Kennedy women, Arnold threw down his veto pen , sped out of his Sacramento state capitol ofice climbed into his Hummer and headed for ther coast.

Hours later the Govenator donned his wet suit and marched into the Pacific in search of an enemy much easier to combat then the recession or California state legislators. in no time Arnold had found one of the colossal calamari with a Democratic legislator in his tentacles. Swimming out farther sfter more dangerous prey the governor encountered a 100 pound specimen and grabbed him by the ink sack. In a matter of minutes Arnold had the squid bound, gagged and filleted:

" I wool bringg it to da Kennedy compound, bread it in egg und panko and deep fry dis denizen of the deep for my beluved in laws! Afta ull Arnold will need a yob soon, no? ja..ja...ja!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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