WASILLA, Alaska - The former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has invited America's Got Talent contestant Kevin Skinner to visit Alaska. Palin recently called Skinner and told him that she enjoyed watching him sing and that she really and truly feel...
Wasilla, AK - Former Gov. Sarah Palin has reportedly re-joined the Alaska Independence Party as party leader saying "I've had enough of those there ungrateful Americans. God willin' with me as leader of the AIP, we're not only gonna secede from the...
The halls of the mansion have been cold and dark for many months, though it be the height of summer . Since the decisions of November have been cast a new wind has blown across the land and the Queens footfalls have barely been heard upon the marble floors. The rooms are empty; her spirit has gone elsewhere. Even when her physical presence is here, her spirit is not. It has stayed in the warm land...
A big black blob has been sighted floating about in the Arctic Ocean off the coast of Alaska. Eerily reminiscent of a Stephen King short story, the big black blob, which is not thought to be extraterrestrial in origin has been watched ferociously...
Anchorage, AK; Washington, DC - A team of economists for President Obama crashed this weekend in the high mountains of Alaska, where snowmobiling still is possible in the summer. A team of rescuers had found the wrecked snowmobile with the team of...
WASILLA, Alaska - Soon to be ex-Governor Sarah Palin is strongly denying rumors that she and her husband Todd are getting a divorce. The governor wanted to make it perfectly clear that the divorce rumors are just that...rumors. She said that s...
The sexy Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, today announced she was resigning her position to 'spend more time with my family'. This, of course, is politico-speak for being blackmailed out of office, and the summer of 2009 has seen record numbers of Br...
WASILLA, Alaska - In an unbelievable move that surprised even her own husband, Governor Sarah Palin has announced that she will be resigning her Alaskan governorship effective July 26. Many political pundits believe that Gov. Palin is positioning...
LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN, USA - Maverick Alaska Governor Sarah Palin called in sick at the beginning of a three-day holiday weekend Friday, indicating that "serving Alaska's people is the greatest honor I could imagine," and accordingly resigned, eff...
Sarah Palin, the Republican Nominee for Vice President in the last election, announced that she will step down as Alaskan Governor later this month. Many speculate that her resignation is due to her wanting to spend more time on her anticipated camp...
A volcanic mountain island in southern Alaska has been blowing its top recently. Mount Redoubt in the Cook Inlet has been spewing hot fumes and smoke for weeks now, covering nearby areas and Anchorage with ash. It has severely disrupted life in A...
London-PM - An Alaskan pensioner is suing the Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling for copyright theft, it has been revealed. The pensioner,believed to be in his 80's filed the lawsuit last Thursday and is being represented by prestigious...
In a surprise move this morning, President Barak Obama announced that because of the recession, Alaska and New England were to be sold. Alaska was bought from the Russians in 1865 for $71million, so is probably worth over $1billion now (without Sarah...
Governor Blagojevich today announced that he has brokered a deal to sell Alaska back to Russia. Using family connections, he has arranged that an undisclosed sum will be paid though his intermediary - the Junior Senator for Ilinshetia. Part of the...
ANCHORAGE, AK - Stanislav Anzhela has been keeping a close eye on the Alaska governor since her meteoric rise from political obscurity earlier this year. Anzhela first became aware of Palin while surfing the Internet, searching world news headlines.
In a surprise move that has sent shockwave across the political spectrum, the Alaskan Independence Party (AIP), which advocates an in-state referendum which includes the option of Alaska becoming an independent nation, has today announced that it is...
Russian neighbor, US State of Alaska proved that living in a frozen wasteland seriously distorts political judgment. The Senator Stevens convicted of multiple felonies attracted a majority of Alaskan votes. Head of the Alaskan Republican Party, M...
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