CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - It appears that having a mouse with human brain cells take over for President Bush has had some repercussions. President Fievel's first act as president was to get on the hot-line and call the Pope, demanding...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - When law and science seemed to be on the side of the fish, then the vice president stepped in.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth - The so called "Christian Right" seems to be neither Christian nor Right. They lied about not knowing about Ron Paul, though evidence was found that clearly showed they had his name on their list. Isn't, "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour," one of the commandments they are supposed to keep? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe t...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Los Angeles - Paris Hilton was released from jail today, and she now says that she vows to do good. Her first act was to join the Ron Paul Revolution.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Alaska - The Corrupt Bastards Club, which has been meeting in Alaska near TheSpoof.com writer Gnarly Erik's home, has found itself so busy with court hearings that they have decided to open...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The recombination of man and beast - According to an article Animal Farm, scientists are touting their accomplishments regarding placing human cells in mice a...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Iowa - John McCain is so terrified of Ron Paul that his senior adviser on the McCain Campaign in Iowa, Ed Failor Jr, excluded Ron Paul from the Iowa debates.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The "Internets" - President George W. Bush signed an order for the Drug Czar, John P. Walters, to crack down on hallucinogenic YouTube Videos.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - "For four years, Vice President Dick Cheney has resisted routine oversight of his office's handling of classified information and when the National Archives unit that monitors classification in the executi...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - UK - The most consistent under-achievers in British schools are poor white boys according to a recent study.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - When George Bush was suddenly taken ill and Dick Cheney had shot himself with his own shotgun, the American people elected a rodent as President of the United States.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - That's right sports fans! It's baseball time at the White House. The Senate passed a bill favoring aid for contraception to overseas groups that support abortion. President Bush is up at bat, ready to ta...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - The U.S. Senate voted to raise prices for car fuel by increasing the mileage all cars must get to an average fuel economy of 35 miles per gallon for new cars, pickup trucks and SUVs by 2020, raising efficiency stan...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Michael Moore's film "Sicko" was reviewed today after its Hollywood Premier. The story, while based on 100% real and true events, is rated PG-13 because no child should have to see the horrors of the...
CCN - United States - The Public Extermination Policy, which has been kept out of mainstream media, was designed to reduce the population in America by singling out certain...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Texus - In an effort to overcome the Evil Empire, the Rebel force takes up light sabers and fights their way to the voting booths to cast a vote for Ron Paul. These Pauli masters must overcome the evil Bush Vader and rigged vo...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - It was 65 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play? Maybe not, but it was the day of Sir Paul McCartney's birth. Paul, the richest rock musician in history, will spend his birthday with his estranged...
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