Written by Cal Jennings

Monday, 18 June 2007

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A Pauli Master wielding his light saber.

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Texus - In an effort to overcome the Evil Empire, the Rebel force takes up light sabers and fights their way to the voting booths to cast a vote for Ron Paul. These Pauli masters must overcome the evil Bush Vader and rigged voting booths in order to make their votes actually count.

It doesn't look good for the Pauli. They must overcome unspeakable odds and superior numbers in order to overcome the Evil Nazi Republican Empire and their BattleStar base on the moon.

The Pauli have only one weapon at their disposal that could see them through. The Force of the Constitution.

This mysterious Force seems to be at the command of the Pauli and gives them an edge in their battle against the Empire if only enough people care to take a stand. These Pauli masters fight using the Force of the Constitution and slash away with their computer keyboards, writing articles and making videos to support the Rebel alliance.

This movie was the third in an on-going series where a small group of people fight to regain the freedom on the planet America. Filled with laser blasters, lightsabers, and six shooters, this movie provides fun and excitement for the entire family.

May the Force be with you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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