Written by Cal Jennings

Monday, 18 June 2007

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Could this water kill YOU?

CCN - United States - The Public Extermination Policy, which has been kept out of mainstream media, was designed to reduce the population in America by singling out certain homes for termination. Other "select" homes will be bypassed.

President Bush signed orders to be sure that Ron Paul's home was the first on the list to receive the tainted water. George Bush feels that Ron Paul is a threat to his principals and the principals of this administration. Ron Paul supports such outrageous things as Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Religion, and for God's sake, the Constitution of the United States... that outdated, old, faded piece of parchment that President Bush feels should have no bearing on America today.

It is clear to President Bush that Ron Paul is nothing but a "terrerist, veggie loving hippie" who deserves no part of today's Nazi Republican Party. President Bush is considering declaring Martial Law because he considers Ron Paul a disruption to his version of American way of life.

TheSpoof.com reporter Cal Jennings, after reading the Indymedia article, has sworn off water and promised to only drink wine from now on. He was heard crying, "They can take our wives, but they can never take our FREEDOM!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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