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Funny story: 'A' Lister's Brother Killed In Suspicious Circumstances

'A' Lister's Brother Killed In Suspicious Circumstances

The brother of an 'A' List celebrity, who we cannot name for legal reasons, was killed last night in east London in what police describe as 'suspicious circumstances'. The man, aged 58 emerged from a pub on Whitechapel Road and appeared to stumble...

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez In 'West Ham Return' Shock

Carlos Tevez In 'West Ham Return' Shock

Manchester United fans are waking up to a real shock this morning, after it was revealed that their Argentine striker, Carlos Tevez, will be re-signing for West Ham United later today. The inclement weather prevalent in the Manchester area is thou...

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Funny story: 3 Premiership clubs merge to form "Super Club"

3 Premiership clubs merge to form "Super Club"

The FA have announced today that West Ham, Fulham and West Bromwich Albion have been allowed to merge, to form what some reporters are describing as a "Super Club". The club which will be called "West West Ful-Ham-Ham" was devised initially by the...

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Funny story: Stoke City Striker In BNP Confusion

Stoke City Striker In BNP Confusion

Ricardo Fuller, the Stoke City striker given a straight red card for slapping one of his teammates during yesterday's 2-1 defeat at West Ham, has claimed that the incident arose out of an innocent case of mistaken identity, it has been reported. F...

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Funny story: Spurs and Westham grounds to merge

Spurs and Westham grounds to merge

Following the recent bank and team failures it may be that spuds and westspam will merge. Struggling teams Tottering Hot Spuds and WestSpam have been linked to a multi-pound merger that would leave each of their fans slightly miffed. The ultima...

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Funny story: Hull City Back Up To Third After Despatching West Ham

Hull City Back Up To Third After Despatching West Ham

Hull City, everyone's favourites for relegation, are back up to third place in the Premier League tonight after beating cash-strapped West Ham 1-0 at the KC Stadium this afternoon. In front of a record 24,896 crowd, Hull dominated the early stages...

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Funny story: Manchester United and West Ham Colluded In Tevez Affair - McCabe

Manchester United and West Ham Colluded In Tevez Affair - McCabe

Sheffield United chairman Kevin McCabe has claimed that an extraordinary arrangement was made between Manchester United and West Ham, which resulted in the Blades' relegation to the Championship in 2007. United, says McCabe, agreed to let West Ham...

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Funny story: West Ham & Tottenham To Groundshare After 2012 Olympics

West Ham & Tottenham To Groundshare After 2012 Olympics

London rivals West Ham and Tottenham are involved in preliminary discussions with the government about a possible groundshare situation after the 2012 London Olympics. The Olympic Stadium, currently under construction, is expected to cost around £...

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez Cried After Scoring United's Third Against West Ham

Carlos Tevez Cried After Scoring United's Third Against West Ham

Carlos Tevez, Manchester United's Argentinian striker, has admitted he cried real tears after scoring his team's third goal in this afternoon's 4-1 drubbing of his former club West Ham.

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Funny story: The Adventures Of Anton Ferdinand And His Expensive Daft Watch

The Adventures Of Anton Ferdinand And His Expensive Daft Watch

Anton Ferdinand, the West Ham United defender, and younger brother of ugly Manchester United star Rio Ferdinand, attacked a rival player leaving him deaf in one ear when a football night out went sideways, it has been claimed. The incident happene...

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Funny story: West Ham Boss Eggert Magnussen Discovered to be an Egg - It's no Yolk

West Ham Boss Eggert Magnussen Discovered to be an Egg - It's no Yolk

Eggert Magnussen, the West Ham chairman whose hobbies include paying crap players 70k a week, and spending afternoons dropping £50 notes down the drain (or into the pockets of Lucas Neill) caused a brief sensation yesterday when, during a routine che...

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Funny story: FIFA To 'Sit On The Fence' About Tevez

FIFA To 'Sit On The Fence' About Tevez

FIFA, world football's governing body, has now decided that it may not be able to intervene in the Carlos Tevez transfer saga, reversing last week's statement that it would act swiftly to bring the matter to...

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Funny story: Man Utd 'Will Never Sell Players To Liverpool' Says Ferguson

Man Utd 'Will Never Sell Players To Liverpool' Says Ferguson

Manchester United manager Alice Ferguson made an extraordinary statement on the club's website last night finally ending speculation that Gabriel Heinze might become a Liverpool...

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Funny story: Tetchy Tevez Says "No" To United

Tetchy Tevez Says "No" To United

Manchester United have failed to entice Argentine striker Carlos Tevez to Old Trafford due to "irreconcilable differences", it has been announced on the club's website.

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Funny story: Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Craig Bellamy To Be "Thrown Out Of Liverpool"

Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez has told reporters that the days of troublesome striker Craig Bellamy at the club are numbered. The Spaniard has recently added fellow countryman Fernando Torres to his squad, and along with Peter Crouch, Dirk Kite,...

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Funny story: Blades and Hammers cast into eternal limbo

Blades and Hammers cast into eternal limbo

SHEFFIELD United will be promoted from their current Championship status, West Ham United will lose their Premiership place too as FA bosses cast them both into mid-division limbo. The Blades, who were ejected from the top flight on the last day...

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Funny story: West Ham United To Be Demoted Two Leagues

West Ham United To Be Demoted Two Leagues

West Ham United, saved from relegation from the Premier League by a last-minute fit of panic by Sheffield United in May, will be demoted by an incredible TWO LEAGUES when the panel looking into The B...

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