Following the recent bank and team failures it may be that spuds and westspam will merge.
Struggling teams Tottering Hot Spuds and WestSpam have been linked to a multi-pound merger that would leave each of their fans slightly miffed.
The ultimate aim of a merged club would be to move to Milton Keynes, the new team would be called WHSPUDSMK or MKDONSWHSPUDS or some such.
News Update - New team to be called "WestSpurm".
Potential new Managers have been approached and those who may be interested include Martin LoL, David Deary, Gus Ceasar and Maggie Tharcher.
Buses will be provided from the football heartland to the shopping centre each Saturday.
Buyers are looking at spuds FC but not on Saturdays, when it's better to do something else.