'A' Lister's Brother Killed In Suspicious Circumstances

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 27 April 2009

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Some DRUG PARAPHERNALIA pictured today.

The brother of an 'A' List celebrity, who we cannot name for legal reasons, was killed last night in east London in what police describe as 'suspicious circumstances'.

The man, aged 58 emerged from a pub on Whitechapel Road and appeared to stumble, falling under the wheels of a bus. He was rushed to the Royal London Hospital across the road but was found to be dead on arrival.

Police suspect the victim was ON DRUGS and may have been a victim of a local DRUGS GANG in a dispute over DRUGS.

DRUGS related crime is nothing new to this part of London, where up to seventy percent of the population are said to be ON DRUGS at any given time.

The 'A' list celebrity, who is also said to be ON DRUGS a good deal of the time has been informed of the death of his brother. He went out to SCORE SOME DRUGS off a DRUG DEALER in order to help him cope with the trauma.

DRUG ADDICTS across London were today warned to be wary of DRUG DEALERS as there have been a number of DRUG RELATED killings in the city recently, and DRUG USERS often get caught up in the crossfire between DRUG GANGS as they engage in TURF WARS over DRUGS.

More as we get it.

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