Showing:

Funny satire stories about Tottenham Hotspur

Try another search?

Funny story: Spurs And West Ham Draw The Game Of Bale's Trollies!

Spurs And West Ham Draw The Game Of Bale's Trollies!

Was there to be any bad blood after West Ham's victory in the race to be the owners of the Olympic Stadium after the 2012 games? Nope. It was a committed game with a handful of bookings, but there was nothing to suggest that these lads gave a m...

Read full story
Funny story: Cheryl Cole Is Very Angry At Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole's "Air Gun" Incident

Cheryl Cole Is Very Angry At Her Ex-Husband Ashley Cole's "Air Gun" Incident

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Cheryl Cole spoke with a reporter for USA DAYBREAK from the swimming pool of her boyfriend Derek Hough's Hollywood Hills mansion, Casa Cha Cha Cha. She remarked that she is quite upset at the recent incident that her ex-husband...

Read full story
Funny story: Heroic Spurs Keeper Gomes Dedicates 0-0 Victory Over Milan To Pet Goldfish

Heroic Spurs Keeper Gomes Dedicates 0-0 Victory Over Milan To Pet Goldfish

In the midst of a jubilant celebration at White Hart Lane tonight, as supporters taunted North London rivals Arsenal because Spurs qualified for the last eight of the Champions League and Arsenal didn't, one Spurs player was enjoying a quiet moment o...

Read full story
Funny story: Prince William To Stop Supporting Chelsea

Prince William To Stop Supporting Chelsea

As former Premier League champions Chelsea continue their slump down the table and out of the FA Cup, there was more bad news this morning when it emerged that their most Royal - though hardly most loyal - supporter, Prince William, has decided to ch...

Read full story
Funny story: Spurs Do Italian Job - Gattuso Does Nut Job

Spurs Do Italian Job - Gattuso Does Nut Job

Stormy night in la bella Italia with much for the afficionado to discuss. It rained incessantly in Milan, and indeed on Milan, especially in the 80th minute when Aaron Lennon picked the ball up in his own half, charged at the Milan defence, skipped a...

Read full story
Funny story: Flamini Tackle "An Absolute Disgrace" - Harry Redknapp On Sky Sports

Flamini Tackle "An Absolute Disgrace" - Harry Redknapp On Sky Sports

Following Tottenham Hotspurs' dramatic 1-0 away win in the Champions League against Milan in the San Siro, happy Harry Redknapp joined his old mates, Graeme Souness, and Jeff Stelling alongside his son Jamie in the Sky Sports studio. He called Sou...

Read full story
Funny story: Tottenham steal spaghetti in Milan and Crouch "nicks" the bolognese!

Tottenham steal spaghetti in Milan and Crouch "nicks" the bolognese!

Tottenham Hotspur were caught "red-footed" in Milan tonight stealing the spaghetti off of the Italians plates and not paying for their pizza's. They were on a mission to prove that pasta doesn't belong to the Italians any more, it's all over the w...

Read full story
Funny story: Harry Redknapp mugged in Spain

Harry Redknapp mugged in Spain

Harry Redknapp, Spurs manager, revealed that on his recent visit to Spain he was mugged outside the Athletico Madrid football stadium. Thieves bent down and tugged at his trousers to draw his attention while other thieves behind him picked his pocket...

Read full story
Funny story: Tottenham to take-over 2012 Olympic stadium

Tottenham to take-over 2012 Olympic stadium

The Olympic Legacy Committee meeting yesterday received all the bids for the future use of the Olympic stadium. In a closed session the committee met and reached a decision that the 2012 stadium, seating 90,000 would go to Tottenham Hotspur who wi...

Read full story
Funny story: Spuds to Lincolnshire

Spuds to Lincolnshire

Championship football club Tottering Hot Spuds are considering a move to outbid Lincoln City for their stadium. Lincoln are unhappy at this bid to take over their 5000 capacity stadium but reports are that Spuds are desperate to find or steal a fa...

Read full story
Funny story: Beckham Signs For Tottenham

Beckham Signs For Tottenham

Tottenham Hotspur's desperate race to sign the LA Galaxy star David Beckham took an unexpected twist this afternoon, when, thwarted by unending amounts of red tape, White Hart Lane officials decided to plump for whatever they could get, and promptly...

Read full story
Funny story: Beckham To Insist Upon Tottenham Kit Change

Beckham To Insist Upon Tottenham Kit Change

LA Galaxy star David Beckham is tonight said to be close to signing a loan deal with Premier League Tottenham Hotspur, but there are still a few details that need 'ironing out'. Primary amongst these is an issue with Spurs' kit. Beckham isn't keen...

Read full story
Funny story: Gomes the new face for Marmite

Gomes the new face for Marmite

Heurelho Gomes is to become the new face of UK leading brand Marmite. The Marmite famous catchphrase, 'you either love it or hate it', is said to sum up the Tottenham goalkeeper and will be the perfect new addition to the company. John Cartwrig...

Read full story
Funny story: Spurs Favourites To Take Over Olympic Stadium - Man United To Move To White Hart Lane

Spurs Favourites To Take Over Olympic Stadium - Man United To Move To White Hart Lane

As Tottenham Hotspur and West Ham United launch rival bids to take over the Olympic Stadium in east London, speculation has increased that should Tottenham succeed with their bid, Manchester United will up sticks and move lock, stock, and barrel into...

Read full story
Funny story: West Ham v Spurs for Olympic Stadium

West Ham v Spurs for Olympic Stadium

The contest to take over the Olympic Stadium after the 2012 Games is between local side West Ham United and North Londoners Tottenham Hotspur. Avram Grant announced that he expects West Ham to have an easy win as the Hammer's supporters all live i...

Read full story
Funny story: Harry Redknapp: Pompey Fans' Fury At "Sleight."

Harry Redknapp: Pompey Fans' Fury At "Sleight."

Portsmouth FC fans are furious at an alleged sleight to their club by former manager Harry Redknapp. Mr Redknapp had a colourful couple of spells at the south cost club, leading them into the Premier League and eventually winning the FA Cup with t...

Read full story
Funny story: Bale-Chimp Swap Hoax Uncovered

Bale-Chimp Swap Hoax Uncovered

Tottenham are under investigation from FIFA, after it turns out they have been passing off a monkey as Welsh international Gareth Bale for a number of months. The left footed youngster is believed to have been switched for a chimpanzee during the...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more