Spuds to Lincolnshire

Written by KevinG

Wednesday, 19 January 2011

Championship football club Tottering Hot Spuds are considering a move to outbid Lincoln City for their stadium.

Lincoln are unhappy at this bid to take over their 5000 capacity stadium but reports are that Spuds are desperate to find or steal a fan base following the failure to become west ham at east London.

Spuds have not ruled out a move to the Scottish league in a bid to become a (relatively) big club. Spuds versus Hibs could be a big derby next year says spuds seat person Leary.

The Spuds' motto would become "there's a ball loose about my hoose".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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