Harry Redknapp: Pompey Fans' Fury At "Sleight."

Funny story written by Ellis Ian Fields

Thursday, 4 November 2010

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Portsmouth FC fans are furious at an alleged sleight to their club by former manager Harry Redknapp.

Mr Redknapp had a colourful couple of spells at the south cost club, leading them into the Premier League and eventually winning the FA Cup with them in 2008.

However, the club's fortunes hit the skids after he left - Pompey went into administration and were relagated.

Now, however, they have emerged from the financial cloud and after a poor start to the season are on a strong run.

But fans are unhappy at what they perceive as a insult by Harry in the aftermath of his current club's - Tottenham Hotspur - recent performances, especially in the European Championship.

Said self-styled Pompey Superfan Jake Seaport: "I seen him on the telly after the Spurs stuffed Inter the other night. He was all 'Spurs this' and 'Gareth Bale' that.

"He didn't mention Pompey once! What a git! Didn't say he was glad we was out of administration or that it was good to see us winning again.

"He just kept banging on about them Tottenham and the European Cup! What's that all about?

"Tell you what - he should remember that he won the FA Cup with us and that he was given the freedom of the city for that. If he shows up round here again, he better have a few good words to say about us!"

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