Los Angeles - It has been announced that Prince and Bono will team up to record a follow-up to the 1980's anthem "We Are the World" to raise public awareness about the latest immigration crisis along our southern border. Many other artists wer...
Murrieta, CA - Federal officials, members of the mainstream media, and the self-appointed PC Police are imploring citizens to stop using what they consider to be offensive language regarding the influx of immigrants from Central America into Texa...
Oversight and Government Reform Chairman Darrell Issa, R-Calif., has sent President Barack Obama a letter calling for an end to the 2012 executive order granting stays of deportation to children brought into the country illegally by their parents whe...
US Soccer coach, German born Jürgen Klinsmann has been denied entry back into the United States after immigration officers held him for 8 hours for questioning before deporting him back to Germany. Klinsmann, 49, who was born in Göppingen, West Ge...
Laredo, TX - The federal government has opened a new no-kill shelter in this border town to help find homes for thousands of new illegal immigrants who continue flooding into the country. In the past, if an illegal alien sneaked across our border...
"The dream has become a reality" "The penny has dropped" "We are now the third force in British politics". Champagne was pouring down the throats of UKIP members last night as a historic victory in the European elections boosted them by 11 M...
Violence has erupted in Nestle Presents New Uganda. Dozens of angry UFO enthusiasts have seized control of the Central Bank proclaiming "Martian Law". Authorities have mobilized the countries' four tanks and half a helicopter in an attempt to def...
Whose policies and ideas are these? 1) A policy of effectively withholding relief to the poor and allowing market forces to take their course. 2) The idea that government charity will upset the free market and be an interference with free enter...
As tension mounts in the Crimea Peninsula, with Russia threatening to attack Ukraine forces if they do not surrender, the world holds it breath to see if the $500 tip collected by Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres from a host of Hollywood stars actually get...
LAKE HAVASU, ARIZONA - Immigration officials are seeing a surge in citizenship applications from British citizens who want to relocate to Lake Havasu, Arizona. "Most of the applications are from middle-aged or older Brits," explained Duncan Dillw...
An Arizona state House committee on Friday will hold a hearing on a bill that could jail undocumented immigrants if they use public restrooms or other public resources like schools or roads. The Committee on Federal and State Affairs will consider...
“I don’t care, do u?” Message on Melania Trump’s jacket, when visiting the border. O beautiful for spacious skies, For people who are white, For those who can speak English And sometimes get it right! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy Aryan brotherhood From sea to shining sea! O beautiful for xenophobes Whose stern impassioned hate Is clothed in hoods and c...
As it enters its 25th year the popular BBC show 'Top Gear' has been reveled to receive £3.2m of taxpayers money as it is seen to be an essential part of David Cameron's immigration strategy. "Look 'Top Gear' is hosted by my good chum Jeremy so it...
A group of immigrant Romanians has purchased Trafalger Square and turned it into a caravan camp for new arrivals. A convoy of hand-painted, colourful horse-drawn carriages was last seen rolling up the M25 towards the centre of London and amazed car d...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain of Arizona told American Spotlight Magazine that the time has come to make a decision on the ongoing issue of immigration. The GOP senator said that his home state along with California, New Mexico, and Texas...
With the prospect of tens of thousands more free loading immigrants heading to the UK from both Romania and Bulgaria, part-time PM Do-nothing-Dave has been warned of potential widespread civil unrest from the indigenous Brits unless he can get rid of...
Houston, TX--Last year's election was a disaster for the GOP: it lost the presidency, the Democrats retained the Senate thanks to a handful of Tea Party loons, and Republicans retained the House in numbers but lost in aggregate votes by about a mill...
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