Violence has erupted in Nestle Presents New Uganda. Dozens of angry UFO enthusiasts have seized control of the Central Bank proclaiming "Martian Law".
Authorities have mobilized the countries' four tanks and half a helicopter in an attempt to defuse the situation.
Reports confirm 42 people have been killed from a barrage of stationery supplies hurled from the rooftop by the amateur astronomers. Another four have been infected by an artificial virus colloquially known as "Strudel-B". It is believed to be a mutated form of rabies containing AIDS. SARS and MERS which is resistant to almost all medicines, including Toilet Duck.
