England kick-off their World Cup campaign in Andorra today, with team boss Fabio Capello knowing that his job is on the line should his team fail to live up to the expectations of fans. The Italian has come under pressure recently, and after the p...
Breaking from his strict traditional approach to football, Capo Capello named Jimmy "Bullocks" Bullard to England football squad. Rejecting still wounded soldier Owen down with a case of the "mumps", Capello went with the surprise choice. Bullar...
Fabio Capello, the England football manager, now speaks English to a better standard than many native-born UK residents, according to me.
Fabio Capello, who is an Italian and comes from a country that has been proven to cheat, dive, play-act, bribe referee's and endless other corruption rackets, has been cleared by FIFA for cheating.
Fabio Capello has been punished by FIFA officials after they decided he used too many substitutes in last weekend's game against Trinidad & Tobago. The game, which England won 3-0, has now been d...
England manager Fabio Capello has taken a bold step in his bid to make England even worse than when he arrived, by appointing David Beckham as captain.
England boss Fabio Capello last night stepped up his plan to talk several former England favourites out of retirement.
Fabio Capello, the England football team manager, has been arrested by police in London, over suspicions that he is an Italian.
The FA have announced that David Beckham will play a full 90 minutes in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 17th May. The bizarre news comes via a hurried press conference staged at Soho Square by FA Chief Executive Brian Barwick, England Manager Fabio...
Wembley - ('Erewego 'Erewego 'Erewego Mess): Superstitious England football coach Fabio Capello has voiced pre-match fears of an England-Switzerland five nil washout at Wembley Stadium tonight.
England football manager Fabio Capello has been warned by the Football Association that, regardless of results on the field of play, he will be out of a job within three months if he fails to show sufficient promise...
Fabio Capello has once again demonstrated how he intends to inculcate discipline into the recalcitrant England squad.
The new England manager, Fabio Capello, who many doubted would be able to effectively work with his players due to his lack of English, has made a good impression in his first full day on the job. Working without an interpreter, Fabio was able to ta...
Frustrated English Football Manager Fabio Capello has dramatically quit his job before a ball is kicked in his first match against Switzerland due to the fact the he was unable to find eleven Englishmen who where playing in the entire Football League...
David Beckham, the greatest English footballer never to play 100 times for his country, was last night "in tears" and "beside himself with grief" over his non-selection for next week's friendly international with Switzerland at Wembley. Beckham, a...
David Beckham has not been selected for Fabio Capello's first match in charge of the England team, meaning he is still one cap short of the magical hundred. But it seems that David's omission is more due to Capello's limited English than...
Fabio Capello the son of a leading member of the notorious Sicilian Mafia is currently on bail after being held at a Prison in Turin for Match Fixing, Drug Distribution and for not declaring to the Italian Customs a sum of at least £10.5 million.
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