Breaking from his strict traditional approach to football, Capo Capello named Jimmy "Bullocks" Bullard to England football squad. Rejecting still wounded soldier Owen down with a case of the "mumps", Capello went with the surprise choice.
Bullard's selection is a credit to Fulham and Craven Cottage will be thrilled.
Capello fully aware of Bullocks' broken kneecap told TheSpoof.com: "Many a rude footballer has been kneecapped, er, I mean, handicapped...still learnin da inglisha...Jimmy's good soldier and England is lucky to have him shootin for us and not at us! Besides if Owen can't make better choices and stay free from the "mumps", England has no interest in the pox ridden whoreson dog!"
