Fabio Capello the son of a leading member of the notorious Sicilian Mafia is currently on bail after being held at a Prison in Turin for Match Fixing, Drug Distribution and for not declaring to the Italian Customs a sum of at least £10.5 million.
This is not the first time Capello has been in trouble with the law; in 2003 he was given a £3,000 fine after he signed a false residency declaration.
Apparently the Italian and Spanish Police had been watching Capello while he was masquerading as a Football Manager at Real Madrid before getting the England job.
Inspector Manual Gomez from the Spanish CID said "it was only time before we nailed the crook who has been supplying drugs to the rich and famous while living in the upper crust neighbourhoods of the Spanish Capital.
Norma Snockers the Sky Presenter said "it all makes some sort of sense now as I could not make out why Goldenballs Beckham and Ronaldo always looked so vacant when I interviewed them on TV".
The cash raised from Racketeering has been invested in a complex web of offshore companies set up by Capello's two sons Pierfilippo and Edoardo.
Capello's son Pierfilippo a Lawyer said "Its not really an investigation it is more of a routine check of my Fathers financial affairs.
Italian TV News begged to differ by announcing that it is expected that Capello will be found guilty which normally means at least five years in the infamous Turin Penitentiary
However it is expected that his father Domindo Capello the Grandfather of the Mafia in Sicily will be looking to shorten the sentence by bribing the Police in Turin to whom he is the largest drug supplier.
Apparently the new England Manager has stated that being incarcerated will make absolutely no difference to his ability to Manage the England Soccer Team.
He went on to say "I have no intention whatsoever in learning to speak English and would never live in England because of the weather and stringent tax laws".
He went on to say " England have no chance of winning the next World Cup so I was intending to pay back handers to the Italian Soccer Team to become English Nationals so at least England would qualify for the finals".
Brian Barwick the English Football Chief Executive who employed Capello said "this is very disappointing news as the reason I took on Mr Capello was for his excellent match fixing skills".
