While baseball is considered the United States' "national pastime", one could argue that there are moments during a typical three-hour baseball game that are a little... slow. (Like everything before the pitcher's delivery and after the ball is hit.)...
America's football team, the Dallas Cowboys, are set to introduce their most novel innovation yet, a gay cheerleading unit, which, it is hoped, will be the spark that changes the team's luck after a poor start to the season. The Cowboys loss to th...
Coach Jeff Fisher of the Tennessee Titans has given a lot of credit for Sunday's upset of the Dallas Cowboys to their world-renowned cheerleaders. "The game was close all the way and as usual half of us on the visiting team's bench were watching...
HOLLYWOOD - Noted producer/director Fanton Brasshorn has just announced that he will shortly begin filming on his new movie entitled Intimate Secrets of The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Brasshorn purchased the book rights from noted sports author E...
LOS ANGELES - The Duffy Bayou-Gauche production of Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL will be in theaters one week before the start of this year's NFL season. Bayou-Gauche said that he worked for three years to secure the rights for the motion pictur...
"It's usually the ones who make a big song and dance about stuff like this who have the most to hide," Cheerleader Enola Gaye told a Skoob News reporter. Enola went on to say: "Sometimes folks git effed all the heck up about gay folk and they j...
OAXACA, Mexico - For 60 years hombre's (men) south of the border have been competing for the right to be the one to eat the Tequila gusano (worm) which is found at the bottom of a bottle of Mezcal Tequila. The worm comes from the larva found in th...
DALLAS - A spokesperson for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has just informed the sports media that the brand new 2010 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Calendar has hit the new stands and book stores. The 12 monthly photos were taken by noted naked cal...
DALLAS - A prominent football organization has issued a statement to the national media stating that the rumor about one of their cheerleaders being involved with Jesse James "TattooGate" scandal is totally without basis. Agnes Lulu Webbsnicker sp...
Former US Vice Presidential candidate and dysfunctional red neck family mom sarah Palin has officially declared herself a moron. Palin announced her moron status to a cheering crowd of thousands of very white, well armed, stupid people at a Tea Party...
Stories continue to unfold about the mysterious and late night defection of University of Tennessee Football coach Lane Kiffin to football powerhouse, USC. Details of Gypsy Coach Kiffin's contract at USC reveal some surprising perks never before...
DALLAS - It has been announced that due to the thousands of emails, text messages, and phone calls that he has been receiving lately, a top football team decided to drop the cheerleaders standard white short shorts and replace them with white bikini...
Tired of hearing about the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders all their lives a group of young cheerleaders will appear next year to lead the Houston Texans with half of the group going topless, the male half! "Our cheerleaders will wear as little as poss...
Hollywood, California - There's a new reason for the season this year, and it's name is "Bring It On XIV: The Prison Years"! Move over, Jesus, move over Santa, these girls are ready to cheer, and they aren't taking a back seat to anyone! Yes, in...
Police in Denver, Colorado have issued arrest warrants for six cheerleaders after a daring raid on a city bank this morning, in which 16 customers were assaulted, and three more had their faces sat on. The incident came only hours after the Dallas...
Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...
The Dallas Cowboys officially opened their new home stadium in an NFL preseason game against the Tennessee Titans. This new edifice is a 1.2 billion dollar, fully state-of-the-art facility. The main action, however, was not on the playing field.
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