Written by Skoob1999

Sunday, 8 August 2010

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A Cork Or A Butt Plug? - It all Depends On How You Look At It.

"It's usually the ones who make a big song and dance about stuff like this who have the most to hide," Cheerleader Enola Gaye told a Skoob News reporter.

Enola went on to say:

"Sometimes folks git effed all the heck up about gay folk and they jess go a little crazy - they do the same kind of thing with them forrin Muslim folks - if you're a Muslim then you must be a terrorist - which is jess dumb as hell. I woulda thought that havin' a black President was a sign of socio-political advancement, but there ain't no pleasin' some people. And in my experience, these bigoted types ain't too effective in the sexual satisfaction dee-partment."

Sex therapist, Ava Binnarna generally agreed, telling our man:

"If things are okay in your life, you don't need to rant about things which you don't necessarily agree with. You'd just let people get on with life. In my opinion, most of the people who preach hate are frustrated sinners anyway. The kind of people who can't abide others doing what they themselves would secretly like to get involved in. And that's where they give the game away."

All of which left this reporter completely baffled.

More when we've had a coffee and a bite to eat, because frankly nobody on our staff truly comprehends the psychology of all this bigoted type nonsense.


The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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