Written by Alexandria177

Saturday, 24 October 2009

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"Two, four, six, eight, we want to rehabilitate!"

Hollywood, California - There's a new reason for the season this year, and it's name is "Bring It On XIV: The Prison Years"! Move over, Jesus, move over Santa, these girls are ready to cheer, and they aren't taking a back seat to anyone!

Yes, in the latest, and most eagerly awaited Cheerleader Sequal since the last 13, Miramax is presenting us with a fresh new take on the story we love to watch - again and again and again.

This time it's different. Bambi Johnson is a white blond girl who was set up to take the fall for a crime her yuppy husband committed. Lateesha Jones is a tough inner city black girl who was set up to take the fall for the crime her gangsta boyfriend committed.

Once in "the Big House", these two girls, worlds apart, but each tough, must use all their guts and gusto just to survive. As it happens, there's a "Fears to Cheers" rehab program ran by the warden's wife, a retired cheerleader. She sees the specialness of each girl, and encourages them to join.

But Bambi is on the Aryan Angels squad, and Lateesha is on the Black Beauties squad. At stake? Well, the winner gets to have hot showers, and the losers get had by the guards!

At first Bambi and Lateesha are bitter enemies, but then...

...but no, we don't want to ruin the suspense of you finding out what happens! It's skanks versus shanks, and the results are sizzling!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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