Tired of hearing about the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders all their lives a group of young cheerleaders will appear next year to lead the Houston Texans with half of the group going topless, the male half!
"Our cheerleaders will wear as little as possible", stated Houston Texans rep Big Tom Harkins. That's what the Dallas gals do. But we will have a mixed lot with half of our new members being from the Chippendales."
Apparently the new part-owner of the team is going all-out in getting every seat filled for every game.
"This will bring the ladies out as well as the boys", stated part-owner Howard Morton Jr. "They won't have to have a girl's night out, or only coming here to see Romo or Tom Brady, they can see meat on the hoof every time they come to a game."
Although shocked at first, several Houston fans have began to get behind the idea, especially when confronted with the rival Dallas Cowboy owner saying that the whole idea is ridiculous.
"Anything Jones says against it will only rally the Houston fans to be in favor of it", laughed Morton.
Meanwhile Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones stated that he will not put that smut up on the big screen when they come to Dallas.
