The National Health Service, the UK's way of sliding communism in under the noses of the Western world, has awarded Nurse Bernadetta Akwward the 'Meredith Francis Maguire / Bobby Sands Memorial Award for Outstanding Murder of a Burden To Society'.
The 15th annual "Music of Black origin" awards will be held at Liverpool's Croxteth Arena, featuring a host of international stars. The ceremony will be presented by Peaches Geldof and Daniel Radcliff who are both so "street" it hurts. All of last...
A Facebook status update has won the prestigious Man Booker Prize for Fiction for the greatest piece of literary work in the English language. The award, which until this year was reserved for original full-length novels, was won by Psychocrazydav...
President Barack Obama, who won the Nobel Peace Prize "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples," and two Grammy for his audio book readings of "The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming t...
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Better get used to it Mr. and Mrs. First-Nighter. The same goes for you, too, all you old school legit theatre ships still out there, either lost at sea, or, for the moment anyway, trying like hell to stay reasonably afloat alo...
If you think your £40pm insurance premium is a good deal you'd be wrong, very wrong. The actual risk that you'll do something stupid like crashing or running someone over is as little as £4 for the insurer. The other £36 is what accountants call gros...
The Chartered Institute for Intentional Duplicity has announced its new Can't Be Arsed award, the CBA. The award is the successor to the not-so-successful "Success Through Bullshit" trophy, granted to HR Departments paying a minimum £750 bribe to...
The recent Spoof story published March 24, 2010, BFD: Biden Denies He Was Referring To Codpiece, has brought long over due recognition to Dr. Viscount Billingsgate. With today's announcement by Columbia University's Bullshitzer Prize review board, D...
HOLLYWOOD - In a somewhat startling move that appears to have caught many industry sideliners completely off guard - especially those with either too much at stake in the immediate future and/or significantly less than the advised 20/20 with regards...
There were celebrations at Dubai International Airport this morning when it was revealed that the airport had been congratulated on the cleanliness of its toilet facilites - in the face of the most unbelievable filth imaginable to man. Moys Kenwoo...
Follyood actor and activist Sean Penn was on hand today to award his idol and mentor Hugo Chavez the coveted 'Golden Bullet Award' for presiding over South America's deadliest city. The smiling Penn, always effusive in his support for the Narco Di...
LONDON - The combined governments of the United States and the United Kingdom have decided to act on thousands of complaints, requests, and suggestions and will immediately be moving to ban the use of the words "um" and "you know" in award show accep...
Here's the full of results of the Shitwaves NME Awards 2010 Best British 3 Piece Band From Teignmouth - Muse Only Festival That We Could Think Of - Glastonbury Best New Band Who We Don't Know Much About But Have Quite A Cool Name Anyway - Bombay Bicycle Club Best Old Band Who Released A Compilation Album Last Year And We're Only Giving An Award To Because Madness Couldn't Be Bothered...
Roman Polanski has won the Silver Swastika for best director at the Berlin Film Festival for his new film 'The Ghost Perver'. Polanski could not accept the award as he is under house arrest and fighting extradition to the USA over a conviction of...
The 30th TITS awards are to be hosted by Vernon Kay and Russell Brand. The awards bash is to be hosted at the Scunthorpe Licensed Refreshment Rooms and all the big stars are to attend. Rhian Sugden is up for a couple of gongs for her part in "Don't T...
When you're hot, you're hot, and right now there's nobody hotter on the planet than our very own Cheryl Cole, who has outshone even the Superbowl. The Girls Aloud star, X-Factor judge, solo artiste, hair product advertising icon, sex symbol, girl...
Every year, network commentators on the Red Carpet at the Academy Awards broadcasts question all of the women about the designers of their dresses, shoes, and jewelry. The actresses all brag about their one of a kind clothing and accessories from no...
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