Here's the full of results of the Shitwaves NME Awards 2010
Best British 3 Piece Band From Teignmouth - Muse
Only Festival That We Could Think Of - Glastonbury
Best New Band Who We Don't Know Much About But Have Quite A Cool Name Anyway - Bombay Bicycle Club
Best Old Band Who Released A Compilation Album Last Year And We're Only Giving An Award To Because Madness Couldn't Be Bothered To Turn Up - The Specials
Best Song Written By A Daughter Of Someone Off The Bill - La Roux, In For The Kill
Best Twat Called Lily Allen - Lily Allen
Best Northern Band From Somewhere Up North - The Arctic Monkeys
Best Live Event That Was Just A Short Cab Ride From The NME Offices - Blur at Hyde Park
Best International Band Who Are In Truth Absolute Shit - Paramore
Best TV Show That Isn't The Mighty Boosh As Usual - The Inbetweeners
Best Solo Artist Who Isn't That Twat Lily Allen - Jamie T
Pointless Noel Fielding Award - The Mighty Boosh Live
Best Video Featuring Unwashed Scottish People - Biffy Clyro, The Captain
Best Album By Some Band That Turned Up And Isn't Muse - Kasabian, West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum
Best Let's Give Them Another Award For The Fuck Of It And To Get Our Moneys Worth - Kasabian
Best Kasabian Have Had 2 Awards So We Want Another One - Muse
Ah, Who Else Has Turned Up Award - Paul Weller