A bar owner in Lubbock, Texas is being sued by a copyright company for allowing local bands to play music that was out sixty or seventy years ago. "Your Cheatin' Heart", a classic Hank Williams song from the early 1950's is named in the suit along...
Gwen Stefani the new mascot for the National Organization of Women marched down Riyadh, Saudi Arabia with a group of women protestors despite complaints from local camel herders living in the area. During the march there were angry Saudis hurling...
Supernatural activity of cosmic proportions will occur at Bethel, New York, if a local farmer's tale is true. Long deceased musicians will be performing at Woodstock 2019. When local farmer Zeke Henry was out shucking corn, some unexpected guests appeared to him, volunteering to perform at the 50th Anniversary Woodstock. Zeke Henry swears that he was not dreaming, has never taken L.S.D., and ha...
Is Paula Abdul a "Bruno" victim? Yep, Paula Abdul was fooled by her dog Bruno, who plays Bruno in the upcoming film of the same name. After Bruno does Dallas, you'd think that her dog would have a harder time convincing people that his Bruno chara...
The British music industry isn't recession proof either it turns out, with many longtime stars seeing their fortunes fade during the past year, according to a study by a British newspaper. Singers such as Elton John, Robbie Williams, Mick Jagger a...
Killing Joke Frontman Jaz Coleman ordered the global music press for a press conference last week. The music press turned up with high expectancies regarding the release of yet another masterpiece and tour dates from the 5 x reincarnated band. They survived punk, new age, Joy Division, industrial metal, the Millenium (not the Robby crap Williams version by the way!) and now the worlds underground/...
The Jonas brothers took inspiration from a 70's music Icon in the titling of their new album "Stinkfoot", set for release this summer 2009. In an attempt to follow in Frank Zappa's footsteps, or to at least give the appearances of maturity in the de...
On entering the concert hall, I was enveloped in a screaming mass of hormonal teenagers and middle aged mid-life crisis suffering adults. The dreadful wannabe screaming of the so called band could be heard, I was sure, from China. Bracing a look at the anatomies clashing in a throb of a so called 'mosh-pit', and trying hard not to stare at the sheep of familiar dressed emos, I hurried through...
There was real drama in the West Midlands town of Dudley yesterday afternoon when, in a strange new alternative re-enactment of the American Civil War, two tribes battled it out in the town centre for control of the marketplace. The trouble flared...
Inspired by a Spoof writer's jibe about Barack Obama entering London on an ass, songwriters Andrew Lloyd-Webfoot and Tim Nice rewrote their famous 'Jesus Christ Superstar' song, and released it as a single. And here are the lyrics: 'VOICE OF JUDAS ISCARIOT Every time we look at you we don't understand Why you let the war you opposed get back out of hand You'd have managed better if your na...
Black Lace hit Agadoo has been re-released to surprise critical acclaim. Although the song is remembered as an embarrassing party tune in the same vein as the Birdy Song by older people, youngsters are seeing it as a fresh new sound. A review of...
Minutes after the 1980s' pop band Spandau Ballet announced they were reforming, they brought out a single, and here are the lyrics: 'We want gold (gold!), to line our worn-out pockets To see our accountants smile again You're unbelievable Never believing, we are - Shit (shit!), crap that was crap even then We were so bad it was fun We're diabolical Never believing, we are - Hyped (h...
96 years after pop band Spandau Ballet first appeared on the world's stage, today they announced they were reforming. 'We're reforming', said singer Hermann Hessly, 'even though we may be a tad old for pop stars.' And guitarist Gary Kampf added: '...
Former inmates of Spandau prison are to reunite for a special world tour. The tour has come as a surprise but those involved say that it is just what they need right now. Tony Von Hadlei, a former inmate said "Ya, it is true. So true. Funny how it se...
Washington, DC - Diana Ross is the top pick of the Obama administration to fill a vacancy on the supreme court should one become available soon. The president, long a fan of Motown, had more than a few reasons to be happy when he was elected. Amo...
It was announced this morning that US President, Barack Obama, is to release a Hip Hop version of "Love Will Build A Bridge" with over 50 of the World's pop legends, in the hope of "building some bridges with love" in Iran. In a press conference a...
Lenny Kravitz is a singer/songwriter who has had many hits over the years, which are notable for their unique guitar playing and imbecilic lyrics. In fact because of his guitar style and black skin, he has often been compared to Jimi Hendrix. But rec...
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